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The Fastest Tortoise in the World – Meet Bertie

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When hearing the word fastest, the word tortoise hardly ever springs to mind. Nonetheless, Bertie broke the stereotype and was crowned the world’s fastest tortoise in 2014! To this day he still holds the Guinness World Record.

Meet Bertie

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Bertie is a Leopard Tortoise, who lives in Brasside, Durham, northeast England in the family adventure park, Adventure Valley. Bertie joined the family in Adventure Valley after his original human parent emigrated, and Janine and Marco Calzini adopted him. Little did they know that an exceptional animal joined their family! 

The Unlikely Champion

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Leopard tortoises, like most, are known for their lack of speed. With walking speeds ranging between 0.056 m/s to 0.14m/s on average. Setting Bertie far above the average! He broke all stereotypes (and expectations) when he reached a speed of 0.28 m/s in 2014. 

Journey to Fame

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When Bertie joined life on Adventure Valley, his owners did not think much about his speed at first. They did, however, notice that he was significantly faster than his girlfriend, Shelly. And it was not long before visitors started commenting on his ability to move around quickly.

Potential

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This got Janine and Marco thinking – maybe he could be the fastest tortoise. After looking at the Guinness World Records they discovered that at the time Charlie the Tortoise held the title at 0.125 m/s since 1977.

Preparations

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Not long after, the organization of Bertie’s record-breaking attempt started. Adhering to the strict criteria from Guinness World Records, an architect built an 18ft track with a 1-in-12 gradient on Adventure Valley.

Fair is Fair

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Mimicking the conditions under which Charlie set the previous record. Two official timekeepers were also recruited from Sunderland, the local football club. And to ensure Bertie’s safety, a vet was present among the witnesses who all had to supply official statements on the event. 

The Big Moment

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Motivated by his favorite treat, strawberries, at the finish line, Bertie set out on the inclined track. Chasing the record set by Charlie in 1977, who covered 18 feet in 43.7 seconds at the National Tortoise Championships in Tickhill, South Yorkshire.

Ready, Set, Go!

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Bertie and his girlfriend, Shelly, with his favorite snack. Screenshot from Fastest Tortoise – Guinness World Records. Source: Youtube, Uploaded: Guinness World Records

With his feet sweeping the air already, Bertie was placed on the track and the timers started. Bertie stomped on with determination while the onlookers cheered. The timers were stopped at 19.59 seconds – Bertie more than halved Charlie’s time, absolutely smashing the record! 

Crowned Champion

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Bertie and his girlfriend, Shelly, with his favorite snack. Screenshot from Fastest Tortoise – Guinness World Records. Source: Youtube, Uploaded: Guinness World Records

Bertie received his official certificate crowning him as the fastest tortoise in the world, a title he still owns 10 years later! He quickly reached fame, and although there are more than 200 animals in Adventure Valley, Bertie is still the crowd favorite. 

Bertie’s Legacy

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Bertie and his girlfriend, Shelly, with his favorite snack. Screenshot from Fastest Tortoise – Guinness World Records. Source: Youtube, Uploaded: Guinness World Records

These days, at age 20, Bertie lives a happy, albeit slower, life with his family. He and his girlfriend, Shelly, have two sons – Dip Dab and Sherbet. And the two active boys keep them busy! Here’s to hoping that Bertie passed along his speed and that one of the two might grow up to break their father’s record. 

The Video

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Watch Bertie speeding here!

Final Say on Bertie’s Record

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Bertie and his girlfriend, Shelly, with his favorite snack. Screenshot from Fastest Tortoise – Guinness World Records. Source: Youtube, Uploaded: Guinness World Records

Bertie’s record as the fastest tortoise at 0.28 m/s is not only incredible but inspiring. With no one being able to explain Bertie’s speed, he remains a display of extraordinary abilities from unexpected sources. Inspiring everyone to believe they can achieve their dreams.

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