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How To Get Stomped On By A Bison

Wildlife in Europe. Bison herd in the autumn forest, sunny scene with big brown animal in the nature habitat, yellow leaves on the trees, Bialowieza NP, Poland.
Image by OndrejProsicky via Depositphotos

The is an entertaining “how to” guide, highlighting the steps in order to get stomped on by a bison. Why would you want this to happen to you? I have no idea. But someone managed to catch someone following the steps on video!

Step #1

Find a bison! In the video, the man went to Yellowstone National Park.

Step #2

Once you have found the bison in step one, you can get relatively close to it.

Step #3

Lie down in front on the bison.

Step #4

Wait and see what happens. Also hold your phone out, so when you get stomped on by the bison, you will at least get a viral video.

The Video

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4vnoiNAeCO

Wrapping Up with How To Get Stomped On By A Bison

Big old bison in nature.
Big old bison in nature. Image by fotoluxstudio via Depositphotos

We will never know what was going through this man’s mind. At all times you should at least keep 25 yards from a bison. Be animal conscious, not just for your own safely, but for not disturbing wildlife in their natural habitat.

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